Half Of It I Really Know

I've been wanting to do the musical Promenade since I first found the cast album in college. I knew it was weird -- let's be honest, I loved that it was weird -- but I did not know I'd have to learn about a whole bunch of new things in order to direct this show decently.

But that's okay. I love research. People ask me sometimes why New Line doesn't hire a dramaturg -- it's because that's my second favorite part of the process. (My "first favorite part" is polishing the show at the very end of the process. Nothing's more fun that that.) I figure, if I have to do the hard part (like blocking!), why give up the fun part?

Now that we're in the midst of blocking Promenade, I'm so glad I did all that research. Although, to tell the truth, I feel a little like one of the show's lyrics:
I know everything.
Half of it I really know.
The rest I make up.
The rest I make up.

For months, I've been studying Theatre of the Absurd; the off off Broadway movement; Judson Poets Theatre; the gay minister and composer Al Carmines; and the Cuban-American lesbian playwright María Irene Fornés.

If the Missouri Arts Council hadn't already blacklisted New Line for our content, this would do it.

Frankly, I had a blast learning about all this stuff. Some of it completely blew my mind. But it has made it much easier for me to lead our foolhardy but intrepid expedition into this wild and wacky musical comedy that is truly like no other.

If I do my job right as director, all my research will help this wonderful show operate the way its creators intended. Carmines and Fornés were rabidly, gleefully unconventional and experimental with their creations, but both of them saw their primary goal to be entertaining the audience. This isn't one of those oddball "masterpieces" that you have to study up on, in order to enjoy it. You don't need to know any of what I've learned to have a good time watching this show -- but I do need to.

Besides, I know there are lots of theatre nerds like me out there (well, not exactly like me, let's hope), especially those who read my blog. So if you're interested, I'm going to share what I've learned in my next few blog posts...

I'll start where my research started. What is Theatre of the Absurd?

Theatre of the Absurd isn’t merely silliness in the service of a serious point (which is what I always thought); in fact, the silliness is more the result of absurdism than its point.

In 1961, Martin Esslin wrote the book The Theatre of the Absurd, which is still widely recognized as the definitive text on absurdism. Absurdist theatre first emerged in the mid-1950s. The increasingly complex, consumerist, postwar world of the Fifties and Sixties – and America’s oppressive conformity culture, known as “the Establishment” – demanded a new kind of response to events of the real world, a new kind of storytelling, a new kind of art-making. Off Broadway once had been where the interesting theatre experiments happened, but by the Sixties, Off Broadway had become much more commercialized, more like a mini-Broadway.

Esslin wrote about the impact of the horrors of World War II on the theatre, “A world that can be explained by reasoning, however faulty, is a familiar world. But in a universe that is suddenly deprived of illusions and of light, man feels a stranger. His is an irremediable exile.”

Playwright Eugѐne Ionesco wrote about Franz Kafka’s work and absurdism, “Cut off from his religion, metaphysical, and transcendental roots, man is lost; all actions become senseless, absurd, and useless.”

The absurdist playwrights were not trying to understand or explain the horrors of the war; they were simply trying to write in a rapidly changing world in which those unspeakable horrors had been committed.

So many of the devices and conventions of absurdist theatre have become commonplace in mainstream theatre today. The big names in this movement included playwrights Samuel Beckett, Harold Pinter, Edward Albee, Eugène Ionesco, Václav Havel, and Jean Genet, among others; and plays like Waiting for Godot, Rhinoceros, Zoo Story, and The Homecoming.

But to be clear, absurdism wasn’t an intentional movement – most of the playwrights we now think of as absurdists never used the label themselves. But they all challenged the traditions of mainstream theatre in generally similar ways, so it’s useful to think about what they were all doing, why they were doing it, and what the result was of them doing it.

In his book Theatre and Literature of the Absurd, Michael Y. Bennett writes about Beckett’s plays, and by extension about Absurdism, “The amount of words or the amount of silence does not quantify how much is being said. It is, rather, as if Beckett realized that realistic language could not express the inexpressible, so Beckett needed to destroy language, making it inexpressible, to adequately express the inexpressible.”

Or as Beckett himself explained it in his “Three Dialogues” essay, “The expression that there is nothing to express, nothing with which to express, nothing from which to express, no power to express, no desire to express, together with the obligation to express.”

It’s why absurdists used music a lot, because music is an abstract language that does not try to express concrete ideas, but can convey what is otherwise inexpressible.

Theatre of the Absurd has two basic premises. First, the world is inherently absurd, without meaning or purpose. As Bill Finn’s Spelling Bee reminds us, Life is random and unfair, Life is pandemonium.

The second premise is that language is useless in expressing actual human thoughts and feelings, because words can never fully communicate exactly what another person thinks or feels. We are all trapped inside our own brains and experiences, and forever shut off from the brains and experiences of others. We can only process other people's words in terms of our own experiences.

So we can’t trust language.

Language can be used to deceive. So in an absurdist play, what happens is always more truthful than what is said.

Esslin wrote, “Exposed to the incessant, and inexorably loquacious, onslaught of the mass media, the press, and advertising, the man in the street becomes more and more skeptical toward the language he is exposed to.” He wrote that in 1961, decades before Fox News, the internet and social media emerged, and it’s only gotten worse today. “Language has run riot in an age of mass communication.”

These two basic assumptions mean that no absurdist play ever ends happily. Life can’t have a Happily Ever After because life is inherently without meaning or purpose. These ideas also guarantee that an absurdist play never has a message, since words are unreliable. Absurdist plays only present the insanity of the world, without comment or argument, and let the audience decide what to think about that.

Esslin tells us that one aspect of absurdism is that “it castigates, satirically, the absurdity of lives lived unaware and unconscious of ultimate reality.” A search for ultimate reality sounds a lot like religion minus all the magic stuff, particularly back then in the late Sixties, when traditional religion was fading, ill-equipped for the times. After all, these ideas represents a return to the original purpose of theatre, to grapple with the Gods.

Theatre of the Absurd is not particularly interested in the conventional notions of character, motivation, exposition, backstory, plot, or dramatic arc, the pillars of traditional storytelling. It follows the rules of neither comedy nor tragedy, because it’s almost always both, like real life. Absurdist theatre is expressionistic, conveying emotion and psychology, not relaying information or a message.

And that’s why it’s so appropriate for these befuddling times we live in (then and now), when we’ve lost faith (again) in all our institutions, and in our fellow humans, and in facts, and in language itself. The only honest theatre, the only honest storytelling must acknowledge all that. In this world stripped of certainties and rituals, the most ancient ritual of dramatic storytelling has to fill that void.

And we all know what that is. Live Theatre.

Ionesco said, “The aim of the avant-garde should be to rediscover – not invent – in their purest state the permanent forms and forgotten ideals of the theatre. We must cut through the cliches and break free from a hidebound ‘traditionalism;’ we must rediscover the one true and living tradition. . . To give the theatre its truest measure, which lies in going to excess, the words themselves must be stretched to their utmost limits, the language must be made almost to explode, or to destroy itself in its inability to contain its meaning.”

I love that so much.

In writing about America in 1961 – though he might be writing about now – Esslin says, “There is a kind of horror about, and I think that this horror and absurdity go together. . . If life in our time is basically absurd, then any dramatic representation of it that comes up with neat solutions and produces the illusion that it all ‘makes sense’ after all, is bound to contain an element of oversimplification, to suppress essential factors – and reality expurgated and oversimplified becomes make-believe.”

Instead of literal truth, instead of imitating life, imitating reality, the absurdists believed in presenting the essence of reality, its meta­physical truth, not its appearance. As Esslin reminds us, the stage is a magnifying glass, not a mirror.

And sometimes tiny, harmless creatures can look like terrifying monsters under a magnifying glass. Now that I think about it, that's about as apt a metaphor as I've heard to describe Promenade. Although to be honest, Promenade is more like a magnifying glass combined with a funhouse mirror.

It's a hell of a ride. You will love it. The adventure continues...

Long Live the Musical!
Scott

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PROMENADE!

I'm a bit giddy.

Despite all the problems and troubles and obstacles of everyday life right now, I'm getting to fulfill a lifelong dream. I'm getting to work on a show that is a genuine legend of musical theatre, known by most musical theatre people only through its tragically incomplete cast album, because nobody ever produces it.

Flashback. When I arrived at college in 1982, I found out within a few days that the Harvard bookstore was called The Coop (short for The Harvard Cooperative Society), and it was a massive, multi-floor, two-building department store -- including the largest record department in New England!

When they told me that, I almost wet myself. My inner drama nerd swooned.

It was thanks to the Coop that I discovered March of the Falsettos, Little Shop of Horrors, The Baker's Wife, They're Playing Our Song, The Robber Bridegroom, Fiorello!, Celebration, The Threepenny Opera, Leonard Bernstein's Mass, Anyone Can Whistle and all the other Sondheim shows -- and Promenade.

Every time I bought a new cast recording, I listened to it obsessively for weeks. And then I discovered Boston had a bunch of excellent used record stores, and none of them knew how valuable their cast albums were. I was helpless to resist. When I graduated, I realized I had acquired an average of one hundred cast recordings per year while I was at college. When I graduated high school, I had one hundred cast albums; four years later I had five hundred. All on LP.

Promenade thrilled me when I first put it on the stereo. It was so playful and silly and really funny, and yet the lyrics had a weirdly dark, cynical edge to them. Who were these characters? I fell in love with the score, even though the recording is only about two-thirds of the show, even though I knew nothing about the show itself.

(One funny aside, in order to fit more songs on the LP, they sped all the songs up just a little, which made all the voices a little higher. I never even noticed until I listened to the CD and heard how it's supposed to sound.)

Years later, I found the Promenade script reprinted in a collection called Great Rock Musicals. (No offense to the collection's editor -- Promenade is many things, but it's not a rock musical.)

So I read the script. Twice. And I still had no fucking idea what was going on. But it was awfully funny! Plus, I reminded myself, I felt the same way about Hair the first time I read that script.

It wasn't until years later when I was writing theatre books, that I did further research into Promenade; and as a result, into the Cuban-American book and lyric writer María Irene Fornés, who was a major figure in Sixties theatre; into Theatre of the Absurd; into composer Al Carmines and the off off Broadway theatre he created, Judson Poets Theatre; and into the off off Broadway scene where Promenade was born.

The more I learned, the more I wanted to work on this show.

Year after year, as we talked about programming New Line's next season, Promenade was forever my personal Questing Beast. I knew we could never produce it because it was just too risky "commercially," but I really wanted to work on it. More than that, it was so outrageously, relentlessly special that I wanted to share it with people.

Then, about a year ago, as we planned this season, I called Chris Moore, our associate artistic director and told him it was time for Promenade. This show was initially about 1965 America when it debuted at the Judson Poets Theatre, and then it was expanded and became about a pretty different 1969 America when it opened off Broadway. But as it often is with great works of art, suddenly it felt, last year and still now, like Promenade is about America today.

Chris made the totally legit point that New Line is awfully wobbly financially right now, and that maybe we should be producing shows that we know will "sell" really well, instead of a lesser known 1969 experimental musical comedy with a strange title. He was absolutely right, of course. But if New Line can't do what it was meant to do, why bother? Every show in this season, Bat Boy, Broadway Noir Deux, Promenade, and We Will Rock You all speak to this moment -- regardless of when they were created. That's what New Line does.

A few months ago, our audiences were stunned at how much the twenty-five-year-old show Bat Boy seems like it's about America in 2025. A few months earlier, they were stunned by how the fifty-year-old Rocky Horror felt like it was written yesterday. You'll be even more stunned by Promenade for all the same reasons. But that's what New Line was created to do.

No, that's what theatre was created to do.

And surely the best way to look at the darkest aspects of our current zeitgeist is through humor. A spoonful of sugar, as they say. We have to face the darkness in order to understand it. But in the hands of Fornés and Carmines, that task is a little easier and a little less scary. And a lot funnier.

But trust me, though you'll laugh throughout the show, you'll be thinking about it afterward for a loooooong time. It's sneaky that way.

For most people, this is literally a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see this brilliant, crazy, rule-changing, absurdist masterpiece of musical theatre. I know we say this a lot, but more than ever, there is nothing else remotely like this show. It scares the shit out of me as director! But we can't wait to share it with you!

The adventure continues...

Long Live the Musical!
Scott

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BROADWAY NOIR DEUX!

It won't surprise many people when I say that I often drive my collaborators crazy in various ways. For instance, when someone brings an idea to me, especially if it's not something I've thought about before, I need to take it in, then let it percolate. It swims around in the back of my head and at some point, I realize that it's either a great idea or a terrible idea. Sometimes the percolating takes minutes, sometimes weeks or even longer.

Por ejemplo...

It was two years ago, during the run of my seriously fucked-up Christmas musical, Jesus and Johnny Appleweed's Holy Rollin' Family Christmas, and I was spending a lot of time sitting in the lobby with Chris Moore, New Line's associate artistic director. And one night, Chris said, "We should do a show that's all black people singing the songs they never get to sing in shows."

Chris and I talk a lot about issues around race and representation in musical theatre. New Line has been assembling diverse casts for its entire history -- it's incredibly rare that a New Line show has an all-white cast. But as a middle-aged white dude on the cusp between the Boomers and Generation X, it's important to me that New Line never becomes middle-aged and that our cast and staff always look like our community.

That night, Chris' comment didn't get an immediate response from me, but it surely did start percolating...

After the show, Chris was standing in the aisle talking to some of our friends. I walked up to him and said, "You know, we've been doing these concerts at the Sheldon every few years. We should do your idea at the Sheldon!" We explained the idea to the others, and everybody thought it sounded great.

We toyed around with various titles, many of which were very funny but totally inappropriate. I can't remember for sure, but I think it was Chris who suggested we call it Broadway Noir. It was the perfect title. For me, using a French word evoked Josephine Baker, the black American singer and dancer who in the 1920s could only become a star in Paris. It also just sounded cool.

I decided that night that we would produce Broadway Noir at the Sheldon Concert Hall in January 2025. And totally out of character for me (still a recovering control freak), I told Chris that I would probably suggest things, songs, etc., but this was his concert. He curated the song list, and he directed the show. 

And people loved it. Despite an awful snow storm, the two performances drew nice big crowds. We saw a lot of our regular audience there, but also a lot of new people. And the reaction from everybody was so positive, that we decided to do a sequel and make this second one a part of our regular season, not just a special event.

Of course -- also at Chris' suggestion -- we called the sequel Broadway Noir Deux! (To be fair, I added the exclamation point. To me, it's both fierce and funny.) And once again, Chris has assembled the cast, directed the show, and curated the song list with the concert's music director Jermaine Manor.

The fun for me is threefold. First, I don't have to do any work on this! Second, I get to see actors who've done shows with us take on something really different. For instance, this time, DeAnté Bryant, who played Will in New Line's American Idiot, is taking on the  classic 1945 song, "If I Loved You," Rodgers and Hammerstein's soaring ballad of barely hidden emotion from Carousel. It couldn't be further from American Idiot. That's what's so cool about these concerts of ours.

Corrinna Redford played Mimi in Rent with New Line last season. I loved working with her. I loved watching her navigate the enormous range of intense emotions that Mimi suffers through. I also loved that sometimes she would come up to me and ask to change my blocking or direction, and she'd explain her reasoning behind the change -- and almost every time, her change made the moment or the scene better. She has killer instincts. In Broadway Noir Deux!, she jumps into something completely different, Jeanine Tesori's playful "Morning Person" from Shrek.

The incorrigible Kimmie Kidd played the outrageous, glamorous, hilarious French movie producer Liliane LeFleur in New Line's production of Nine. One of my favorite moments in the show was when Kimmie got to invoke LeFleur's Folies Bergeres performances. She was funny, naughty, sexy, and it was great fun working with her. In a stroke of genius, Chris has given Kimmie "Climb Every Mountain," from Rodgers and Hammerstein's The Sound of Music. It's oceans away from the playful carnality of Liliane LeFleur, and it will be such a treat to see it.

During our run of Rent, Chris and I had several conversations about how terrific Aaron Tucker was in the role of Benny. It was the first Rent I've seen in which Benny isn't a dick. He's just an adult. And let's be honest, Roger and Mark really are just slackers, right? This was the first time I liked Benny, and I understood more deeply his position, caught between his child-like friends and his desire to lead an adult life. After the scene with the homophobic pastor at the church, Benny and Tom exited with their arms around each other. I loved that. I am thrilled that in our concert, Aaron is going to sing "Johanna" from Stephen Sondheim's masterpiece Sweeney Todd. Aaron's got a beautiful voice!

Victoria Pines first worked with us way back in 2001 on the amazing 1937 musical The Cradle Will Rock. She most recently worked with us in Sweet Potato Queens. She's an incredibly versatile, honest performer and her voice can pretty much do anything. In Sweet Potato Queens, she broke our hearts every night with "Cherries in the Snow." But in New Line's Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, Victoria played Jewel and she brought the fucking house down every night with the joyous, raunchy "Twenty Four Hours of Lovin'." When Chris told me Victoria was going to sing Kander and Ebb's torchy "Maybe This Time" in the concert, I was thrilled. She will nail it.

I just met Ronmal Mottley a few months ago, as we started rehearsals for Bat Boy. He's new to our company, but he easily proved himself as both the loudmouth Mrs. Taylor and the nurturing Reverend Hightower. I remember calling him to cast him in Bat Boy, and I made sure he knew one of his roles would be in drag. Without a pause he said, "That's cool. I'm up for anything." Keep this guy around. He's also in both our upcoming shows, the weird but wonderful Promenade in March, and We Will Rock You in June. For Broadway Noir Deux!, Ronmal is singing Jason Robert Brown's gorgeous ballad, "Wondering," from The Bridges of Madison County. After the insanity of Bat Boy and the coming insanity of Promenade, it's so cool to give Ronmal a song like this.

Though I haven't worked with De-Rance Blaylock yet, I know she's a really great performer, and I LOVE that Chris has given her Sondheim's "The Ladies Who Lunch," from Company, one of the all-time great musical theatre character songs.

I haven't worked with the others in the cast, but I can't wait to hear them all. Chris and Jermaine did such a wonderful job last year, I know this year will be awesome too.

One of the reasons I love doing concerts of theatre songs at the Sheldon is that normally, people hear these songs in context, and they're thinking about story, sets, jokes, music. Concerts like this allow the songs to shine by themselves, to let us really listen to the lyrics. Most of us humans are primarily visually oriented, and if you give our brains a choice between visuals and some other sense, like hearing, the visuals will win the attention war. So for these concerts, we take everything else away. It's just the performers, the songs, and you.

Besides, the Sheldon is world-renowned for its acoustics. Singing there is a huge joy all its own. And when we can share wonderful theatre songs at the same time, it's doubly awesome.

And let's not forget the original reason for these Noir concerts. Though diversity in musical theatre casting is getting better and better over time, there are still lots of directors and others who can't imagine a black woman playing Sally Bowles, and can't imagine a black man playing Billy Bigelow or Anthony Hope. It's stupid. And these extraordinary local performers are the proof.

Join us this weekend at the Sheldon for Broadway Noir Deux! What could be better than sitting in an historic concert hall, listening to wonderful actors singing wonderful theatre songs? To me, that's pretty much heaven. And a great way to start the new year.

2026 just has to be better than 2025... right?

Long Live the Musical!
Scott

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'Twas a Year Full of New Line, 2025

'Twas a year full of New Line, still lurching toward stable;
Our budget's quite tight, but we do what we're able.
They say that we all have to suffer for art,
But the making of art is the easier part;
It's the bowing and scraping and begging for money,
To pay for the art and the artists to run free;
We suffer alright, and that suff'ring ain't done, G...

The Missouri Arts Council, which once we could trust,
Decided to yank all their funding from us!
For thirty-three years, they had funded New Line,
Now they've blacklisted us, to send us a sign:
Our founding philosophy makes them so sad,
'Cause we value diversity; they think that's bad.
See, Missouri's a red state -- and stark raving mad!

We started the year going back to the Sheldon;
Our Broadway Noir concert was 'specially well-done --
Performers of color recaptured the show tune,
In dazzling displays, like a big Broadway typhoon!
So eye-op'ning, mind-blowing, gob-smacking too,
For these much gifted artists, their message came through --
Just let them, and they'll show you what they can do!

What a joy to return to the Frankenstein Place,
And a re-mounting of Rocky Horror, to face
All the horrors of Now, when our world is so mad,
To remind us that differences aren't always bad,
That queer folks and trans folks and other non-normies
Are just like the rest of us, so we perform these
Subversive rock tuners with important stories.

It was more than a decade since we last did Rent,
But these times, they demanded a cry of dissent
Against hatred and bias and misinformation
That slices and dices our nattering nation;
So Roger and Mark and their friends all returned
To remind us again what we each should have learned,
That empathy's how our humanity's earned.

We brought back the Bat Boy for one final time,
'Cause we need the reason inside of his rhyme,
'Cause we need reminding that scapegoating sucks,
'Cause morality, decency both are in flux.
It's now that we need what our musicals do,
Reveal the real world, with a fictional skew,
To show us the truth 'bout ourselves that breaks through.

Yes, New Line has lasted for thirty-four years,
Through poverty, challenges, setbacks, and tears,
But we're all still plugging along, as we do,
To bring all the quirkiest, best shows to you,
With Promenade's wacky, insightful satire,
And We Will Rock You, full of Queen's rockin' fire,
Plus more of the musical art you inspire.

Stay Sane and Safe, and Have a Happy New Year!
Long Live the Musical!
Scott

P.S. I started these year-poems on a whim way back in 2013. If you're a glutton for punishment, here are my poems from 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2022, 2023, and 2024. (Yes, I skipped 2021.)

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          When L. Frank Baum first published The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, he wrote in his introduction, "The old time fairy tale, having served for generations, may now be classed as 'historical' in the children's library; for the time has come for a series of newer 'wonder tales' in which the stereotyped genie, dwarf and fairy are eliminated, together with all the horrible and blood-curdling incidents devised by their authors to point a fearsome moral to each tale." Baum wrote that in 1900. Miller thinks the time has come again.


JESUS & JOHNNY APPLEWEED'S HOLY ROLLIN' FAMILY CHRISTMAS
You loved this wild, vulgar, rowdy, outrageous, and hilarious musical satire in 2023. Now you can get the script and the vocal selections for yourself and for your nastier-minded friends!
          “What if Seth Rogen, Charles Dickens, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Cheech and Chong, Christopher Hitchens, Hunter S. Thompson, and John Waters decided to have a baby?” – KDHX
          "A pot-laced, Dickensian, Cheech & Chong-esque holiday spoof that is reminiscent of Saturday Night Live in its heyday." – BroadwayWorld
          "A snarky (and oddly charming) holiday event." – TalkinBroadway
          "Resembles the audacious dark comedy material that John Waters and Charles Busch specialize in." – PopLifeSTL



The ABCs of BROADWAY MUSICALS series
These terrific books from New Line artistic director Scott Miller are a series of fun, easy-to-read books, a totally not intimidating way to get a basic understanding of this most American of art forms, including a very brief history of musicals, a survey of important and well-known shows, examples of the wide and wild variety of musicals, a look at the amazing people who create musicals, and a sense of how Broadway musicals reflect and comment on our culture. You’ll never feel lost again in a conversation about musical theatre, and you’ll enjoy seeing musicals more than ever. These books are short enough to read in one sitting or you can flip open to any page and find something interesting. Even hardcore musical lovers may learn something from these little books! Now available -- The ABCs of Broadway Musicals; The ABCs of Acting in Musicals; The ABCs of Directing Musicals; and The ABCs of Writing Musicals.


REPRINTS!
So many interesting books and scripts have fallen into public domain lately, so it's possible to reprint them at long last. Here are just a few gems that are back in print after many decades out of print!

42nd Street, the novel

Go Into Your Dance, the novel

Stage Mother, the novel

Oh! James!, the novel that inspired No, No, Nanette

No No Nanette, the original 1925 script

The Fantasticks, the original play

Liliom, the play that inspired Carousel

A Day Well Spent, the play that inspired The Matchmaker and Hello, Dolly!

Sondheim & Grimm & Perrault, the original fairy tales that inspired Into the Woods

Twenty Years on Broadway, George M. Cohan's memoir


BROADWAY MUSICAL
CHRISTMAS CAROLS

A piano-vocal songbook, full of 25 well-loved Christmas carols refashioned by Scott Miller for the hard-core fan of Broadway musicals, in new vocal arrangements with all-new lyrics related to musical theatre – funny, serious, smartass, cynical, reverent, poignant songs that will make you laugh, that will make you think, that will remind you why you love musicals so much.
          The songs include “O Little Shop of Bethlehem,” “God Rest Ye, Mad Thenardiers,” “Away in a Mame Tour,” “I Heard You Screlt On Christmas Day,” “What Squip Is This,” “Here We Come A-Chorusing,” “O Come, All Ye Rent Heads,” “Jolly Old Steve Sondheim,” “Shrek, the Herald Angel, Sings,” “O Hamilton,” and other future classics.


ANYTHING, ANYTHING, ANYTHING GOES! A Deep Dive
We all get a kick out of Anything Goes. Find out why. One of the most performed musicals in history, Anything Goes has become a classic of the American theatre, and yet most people don't really understand the show and its wild mashup of musical comedy, screwball comedy, and gangster movies. Far from being an old-fashioned, old-school musical comedy, Anything Goes is a razor-sharp satire of America, as much about today as about the Thirties, the way we make celebrities out of criminals and make religion into show biz. It's irreverent, smartass, insightful, fearless, and very funny. Plus, it's got some of Cole Porter's best songs.


HE NEVER DID ANYTHING TWICE
Get ready for a mind-blowing trip through the Broadway musicals of the most fearless and influential artist in the history of the American musical theatre, Stephen Sondheim. Here are sixteen in-depth explorations of all the great Sondheim musicals, West Side Story, Gypsy, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, Anyone Can Whistle, Evening Primrose, Company, Follies, A Little Night Music, The Frogs, Pacific Overtures, Sweeney Todd, Merrily We Roll Along, Sunday in the Park with George, Into the Woods, Assassins, and Passion; plus some brief stops at a few of his other musical and non-musical projects over the years.


GO GREASED LIGHTNING!
The Amazing Authenticity of Grease

So many people underestimate the intelligence and authenticity of Grease. So it’s time to set the record straight. Originally a rowdy, rebellious, piece of alternative theatre, written by two guys who really lived it, Grease was inspired by the rule-busting success of Hair, rejecting the happy trappings of Broadway for a more authentic, more visceral, more radical theatre experience. It’s an authentic snapshot of the end of the 1950s, a moment when the styles and culture of the disengaged and disenfranchised became overpowering symbols of teenage power and independence.



HAMILTON AND THE NEW REVOLUTION:
Broadway Musicals in the 21st Century

How lucky we are to be alive right now! With this new volume, musical theatre scholar, director, historian, and fanboy Scott Miller takes you on a phantasmagorical journey through the second decade of this millennium, every stop along the way a Broadway musical truly like no other, all of them brilliant, original, and unique, all pointing toward an even brighter future for the art form and all the young artists creating amazing new work for us every day in this Golden Age for the musical theatre, including Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, A Strange Loop, Hadestown, The Color Purple, Bonnie & Clyde, Hands on a Hardbody, and The Scottsboro Boys, all shows that break the rules in smart, fearless, and surprising ways.


LET THE SUN SHINE IN:
The Genius of HAIR

In 1967, Hair launched a revolution. It rejected every convention of Broadway, of traditional theatre in general, and of the American musical specifically. It paved the way for the nonlinear concept musicals that dominated American musical theatre forever after. With more regional productions of Hair than ever before, Scott Miller gives us an incisive and fascinating analysis of the show. He looks at its place in theatre and cultural history, and its impact on recent musicals, including Rent. He delves into the mystical power Hair has over performers and viewers alike and its ability to literally change lives today -- including his.


RESCUING CATS:
The Musical That's Better Than You Think

No matter how you approach it, Cats is so much more than a silly dance revue based on some silly poems, so much more than a punchline. Why has Cats been such a huge, longstanding commercial success around the world? Why do people see it over and over? Cats is literally about life and death. Cats is about us. Scott Miller takes another revelatory deep dive into this overly maligned but iconic musical, to see how it was made, what it's about, why it works, why so many people love it and so many people hate it. If you love Cats, you'll find here so much more to love. If you hate Cats, this book might just change your perspective a little.


Click Here for More Info SEX, DRUGS, ROCK & ROLL, and MUSICALS
More deep dives into ten musicals that engage with sex, drugs, and rock & roll in one way or another, from the artistic earthquake that was Hair to punk pop that is Hedwig and the Angry Inch. These are all shows that New Line has produced over the company's history, including The Wild Party, Grease, Hair, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Rocky Horror Show, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, I Love My Wife, Bat Boy, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and High Fidelity.


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STRIKE UP THE BAND
The whole history of musicals, pulling back the curtain on the amazing innovation and adventurousness of the art form, its political and social conscience, and its incredibly rapid evolution over the last century. Strike Up the Band focuses not only on what happened on stage but also on how, and why it matters to us today. Its a different kind of history that explores the famous and, especially, the not-so famous musicals to reveal the lineage that paved the way to contemporary musicals.


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LITERALLY ANYTHING GOES
Another musical theatre book from Scott Miller that takes deep dives into more than a dozen incredible, quirky musicals spanning the history of our art form, all shows that New Line has produced, including The Threepenny Opera, Anything Goes, The Nervous Set, The Fantasticks, Zorbá, Two Gentlemen Of Verona, The Robber Bridegroom, Evita, Return to the Forbidden Planet, Kiss Of The Spider Woman, A New Brain, Reefer Madness, Bukowsical, and Love Kills. Nobody does deep, insightful, penetrating analysis of musicals like Miller does.


Click Here for More Info IDIOTS, HEATHERS, and SQUIPS
In this volume, Miller takes you on a short but fantastic journey through the first decade and a half of the new millennium, guided by deep dives into eleven of the musicals that represent the astonishing variety and fearlessness of this new Golden Age, including bare, Urinetown, Sweet Smell of Success, Jerry Springer the Opera, Passing Strange, Cry-Baby, Next to Normal, Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson, American Idiot, Heathers, and Be More Chill, all shows that opened in this new century, presented in chronological order so you can see how our art form is evolving like never before.


NIGHT OF THE LIVING SHOW TUNES: 13 Tales of the Weird
The short story anthology that takes you on a roller coaster ride of thirteen nightmarish tales, all inspired in one way or another by the musical theatre, mashing together the history of musicals with the conventions and mad variety of the horror genre. You’ll meet theatre ghosts, vampires, monsters big and small, child killers, a homicidal maniac or two, a demon-possessed keyboard, and much more. The stories include "Tomorrow, Daddy," "Nothing More," "Night of the Festival," "Scarily We Roll Along," "Time Steps," "Requiem for Musical Comedy," "Happy Birthday, Robert," "I Had a Dream," "The Spellbinder," "A Little Fight Music," "The Farm Hand," "Over Finian’s Rainbow," and "The Flibbertijibbet." You’ll never think about musicals the same way again!


THE ZOMBIES OF PENZANCE
Yes, available now on Amazon, New Line's 2018 monster hit, The Zombies of Penzance, which the RFT called "a delightmare"! No more just a beloved if mildly unsettling memory, now you can bring those dancing and singing Zombies and Major-General Stanley's zombie hunting daughters all back to life -- death? -- with the Zombies of Penzance script, the full piano-vocal score, and the live original cast recording of the show, featuring the St. Louis cast and your favorite New Liners, recorded live in performance at the Marcelle Theater!

"A wonderful whirlwind of apocalyptic delight."
-- Tanya Seale, BroadwayWorld

Nominated for the American Theatre Critics Association's 2018 New Play Award!


THEATRE CATS:
The Old Producer's Book of Dramatical Cats

In T.S. Eliot’s famous collection of poems, Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats, the basis for the megahit Andrew Lloyd Webber musical Cats, Eliot observed and made fun of the habits and behavior of everyday people, through the comic and insightful metaphor of some very human-like cats. In Scott Miller and Zachary Allen Farmer’s new collection, the targets are more specific but just as wickedly true-to-life, as Miller and Farmer explore the behavior of the quirky, eccentric, fascinating types who make musical theatre, this time through the lens of some very artsy cats, the good, the bad, and the finicky. And you can sing these new poems to the Lloyd Webber score...


SHELLIE SHELBY SHARES THE
SPOTLIGHT

The picture book you never knew you needed, in which Dr. Seuss meets 42nd Street, as freshman Shellie Shelby embarks on a wild adventure through the treacherous social jungle of her first high school musical. When Shellie gets cast in the school show, she can’t believe her luck, but her best friend, poor tone-deaf JoJo McQuill, isn’t so lucky. Can she successfully navigate the drama club mean girls, her crazy philosopher-teacher, music rehearsals, killer choreography, and Tech Week, without losing her mind and her best friend in the process? Written by Scott Miller, with original illustrations by longtime New Line Theatre actor Zachary Allen Farmer.

That's it -- your 2025 Gift Guide. We hope it's helpful. And we hope your holidays are good ones, that lots of wonderful art comes into your life, and that you join us in 2026 for some more truly wonderful shows!

Happy Holidays!
Long Live the Musical!
Scott

P.S. Stay tuned -- on New Year's Eve, I'll post my 12th annual year-end poem looking back on The Year in New Line!