Quid Pro Quo

Most people who've seen New Line shows knows our work is usually very political, and anybody who knows me knows I'm very political personally. A lot of people also know that I've written a bunch of musicals.

One of the ways I practice my craft -- just as dancers and singers regularly take classes -- is to write parody lyrics. The day after Trump won the 2016 election, I wrote a parody lyric about Trump to the tune of "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd."

Writing parody lyrics is excellent practice, for two reasons. First, it's really fun, but it also does for me what finger exercises do for piano players: it flexes and strengthens those muscles. One thing I learned while writing The Zombies of Penzance was that it truly is harder to write lyrics to existing music, and the lyrics usually come out better, largely because it's harder and more constrained. The more restrictions are placed on the creation of a piece of art, the more the end product is (usually) better.

And writing parody has that same virtue. And as a matter of fact...

I have a new one.

I watched almost all the impeachment hearings, alternately (sometimes simultaneously) both incredibly proud and impressed by the foresight of our Founders, and also so depressed at how un-serious so many members of congress were during the proceedings. These are complicated times.

And so a few days ago, like these things often do, the basic idea just popped into my head -- a parody song about "Quid Pro Quo," set to the music of the song "Dites Moi" from South Pacific. The rhythm of the music is almost too perfect.

So without further ado, I present, with deep apologies to Rodgers & Hammerstein, "Quid Pro Quo."
Quid pro quo?
Oh no!
Ignore the press buzz!
No pro quo!
It really was...

Trump says, "No
Pro quo!"
And so that proves it!
He says, "I
Never lie!"
Quo, ho, ho!

Hope this gives you a small chuckle in the midst of all this lunacy.

Long Live the Musical!

Bloody King Oedipus!

We live in an age of mashup.

The most recent example is a horror movie based on the 70s kids TV show The Banana Splits. But that's only the latest. There's the novel Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, the movie Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter, and a million Facebook memes. My favorite lately is a picture of Micky Mouse as a Borg.

One of the most audacious mashups ever is Todd Haynes' brilliant 1987 short film Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story (which you can watch here), using Barbie dolls instead of actors, to create one of the most compelling dramas I've ever seen, I shit you not.

New Line has produced wild some mashup musicals, like Bukowsical and Jerry Springer the Opera. And then there's my own mashup of zombie movies and Gilbert & Sullivan operettas, The Zombies of Penzance.

Mashups fall under the broader category of Art Made From Other Art -- something I really love. Maybe that's because most of the great musicals (maybe even most of the good ones) are adapted from other sources, movies, novels, plays, TV shows, poems, comic books, graphic novels, nonfiction books, etc.

Think of all the great musicals that came from other storytelling forms. Rent was based on the famous opera La Vie Boheme, even more on the original novel, Scenes de la vie de boheme (which is hilarious, by the way), and also on Jonathan Larson's own life and friends. The great musical theatre masterpiece Follies was based on a famous photograph of Gloria Swanson standing in the rubble of the razed Roxy Theatre, and also on a murder mystery musical Sondheim and Goldman were trying to write, called The Girls Upstairs. The classic Fiddler on the Roof was based on the stories of Sholem Aleichem, and also on a famous painting by Marc Chagall.

But the mashup is a particularly potent subgenre of art made from other art. In most cases, part of the point of a mashup is to combine two forms which seem to be incompatible. Like telling the story of Alexander Hamilton in the language of 21st century hip-hop. But the best mashups reveal something new and meaningful and surprising, like Hamilton does. Like Little Shop of Horrors and Jerry Springer the Opera both do.

In 2013, I was fascinated with mashups and decided to try combining zombie movies (which I love) with Gilbert & Sullivan operettas (which I love). The result was The Zombies of Penzance, which turned out to be a big success. We published the script and score, and released a cast album.

While we were running Zombies last fall, I started thinking about all the other things that would mashup up well with Gilbert & Sullivan -- I soon had a list of 10 or 12 further possible projects, the more ill-suited to light opera they were, the better. I also decided that I would eventually create a Gilbert & Sullivan horror trilogy. And before I could stop myself, I had started work on a second operetta, based on a play that should never, never be a light opera.

By the time we had closed Zombies, I had already written Act One of Gilbert & Sullivan's Bloody King Oedipus!, imagining how Gilbert would have adapted the ancient Greek tragedy of incest, murder, suicide, and disfigurement into English light opera. By February, I had finished the libretto and had passed it off to John Gerdes, to adapt and arrange the music. And we scheduled a public reading of the show on Monday, Jan. 6, 2020.

Working on Bloody King Oedipus! has been very different than working on The Zombies of Penzance. For Zombies, I thought of my job more as translation than rewriting, keeping the same core plot and characters, but in translating the central conflict to one about actual monsters instead of metaphorical monsters (i.e., pirates), it also shifted the show's thematic content. The Pirates of Penzance is about the absurdity of social class, but The Zombies of Penzance is about the "Othering" and demonizing of those who aren't like us, usually by those who claim the highest morality. Of course, as befits Gilbert & Sullivan, the conflict is raised to ridiculous proportions in this case, since the Others are actually zombies.

But Bloody King Oedipus! has no relation to Gilbert & Sullivan's Patience, the score I've plundered this time. Instead of re-fashioning Gilbert's story, I chucked out Gilbert's text entirely and started fresh. This time, my model was the ancient Greek play Oedipus the King -- I worked from four different translations of the script. I took Sullivan's music and wrote an entirely new libretto. I did move a few pieces of music around, and I cut one small section of music.

I realized early on that the humor of Bloody King Oedipus! comes entirely from the mashup, even more so than it did with Zombies. The seemingly impossible marriage of Sophocles' Oedipus the King with Sullivan's light opera score is a rich source of comedy.

After all, like they say, comedy is just tragedy plus time.

I realized the closer I kept to Sophocles' original plot and characters, the funnier it got. The demands of rhyme and rhythm and the catchy melodies give us an ironic distance from the horrors of the story. I learned quickly, as I did with Zombies, that anytime I wrote a "joke," it just wasn't as funny as playing it all straight. The comedy takes care of itself. The conception of the show itself is an evening-long joke.

It's the same lesson I learn over and over again (and keep forgetting) with each new project. Just tell the story.

The real challenge with both Zombies and Oedipus was figuring out the Gilbertian Twist, the ridiculous revelation right before the finale, which magically resolves the central conflict. With Oedipus, the operetta follows the play quite faithfully, until right before the finale, as the plot of the play wraps up, a new character arrives and upends everything we think we know, totally short-circuiting any emotional engagement we may have had. I think I've done a pretty good job of imagining the final twist Gilbert would have invented.

Once I had figured out how I was going to approach this, I sat down with the Patience score and four translations of Oedipus. I painstakingly matched pieces of music with blocks of text in the play, so I eventually had a very detailed outline of what each song had to accomplish. I only strayed from the plan once.

Then, one by one, with each song, I'd sit down, play through the music, read through the four translations for that section, figure out what's most important to get across, and then I'd start writing the new lyric. Sometimes it was fairly easy, and sometimes it was incredibly difficult and went through many rewrites.

Meanwhile, I was also reading books about Sophocles, about Greek theatre, and about the Oedipus trilogy. My favorite of those, if you're interested, was Sophocles' Oedipus: Evidence and Self Conviction by Frederick Ahl. It really helped me understand the original play. My favorite of the translations was the one by Don Taylor.

As I did with Zombies, I created an elaborate comic backstory, claiming that Bloody King Oedipus! is a real Gilbert & Sullivan operetta. You can read that on our Oedipus webpage.

This week, we go into rehearsal to learn the Oedipus! score for the reading January 6. I can't wait to hear these lyrics out loud and see if everybody else thinks it's as funny as I do.

If you can, join us for our reading and help me shape and fix this insane creation of mine. The reading we did for Zombies helped me so much. There's nothing like an audience to tell you what does and doesn't work about a piece of theatre.

A new adventure begins!

Long Live the Musical!

It's Not TV. It's HBO.

Sometimes, certain things that have nothing to do with musical theatre teach me wonderful new lessons about storytelling in general, but also by extension, about musical theatre. I think we too often forget how much the various storytelling forms have in common. The Top Two among those certain things would be the PBS docu-series, The Power of Myth with Joseph Campbell (now on Netflix and Amazon Prime); and also Burno Bettelheim's brilliant book The Uses of Enchantment. Those two things are my holy scripture.

I recently stumbled upon three more short TV docu-series about writing and storytelling that blew my mind and may well blow yours.

Ridley Scott's Prophets of Science Fiction, each episode dedicated to one of the great science fiction writers -- Mary Shelley, HG Wells, Arthur C. Clarke, Philip K. Dick, Jules Verne, Heinlein, Asimov, and George Lucas. It's on Amazon Prime, but you can also watch it online for free here.

James Cameron's The Story of Science Fiction, each episode exploring one sub-genre of sci-fi, including -- aliens, space, monsters, dark futures, intelligent machines, and time travel. Cmaeron talks with Ridley Scott, Stephen Spielberg, George Lucas, Guillermo del Toro, Christopher Nolan, Keir Dullea, Max Brooks, John Lithgow, Keanu Reeves, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Paul Verhoeven, DC Fontana, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, and others. It's on Amazon Prime, but not for free; but you can watch it free on the AMC website.

Eli Roth's History of Horror, each episode looking at one kind of horror movie -- zombies, slashers, demons, vampires, ghosts, etc. Roth (director of Hostel, Saw, etc.) talks with Rob Zombie, Stephen King, Quentin Tarantino, Jamie Lee Curtis, Linda Blair, John Landis, Jack Black, and others. You can watch it free on the AMC website, or you can watch it on Amazon Prime, if you subscribe to the add-on channel Shudder.

But more than anything else, the work that has had the greatest impact on me (aside from the great musicals) is a group of cable dramas. They have virtually nothing to do with each other.. but there are two parallels among them. First, they all debuted on HBO, the channel that invented genuinely fearless television drama. Second, as someone (I forget who) pointed out, network TV shows find the extraordinary in the ordinary (like an alien living with a family in the suburbs, or preternaturally clever kids in an otherwise "normal" household); but HBO dramas explore the ordinary in the extraordinary (like the home life of a mob boss, a workplace drama set in a maximum security prison, and a troubled young man finding himself in a mystical traveling carnival).

If you are (or would like to be) a director, an actor, or a writer, I seriously urge you to explore these shows. As far as I'm concerned, they are all masterpieces of television drama, and they taught me thousands of lessons about character development, story structure, backstory, motivation, focus, suspense, ambiguity, subtext, and maybe most interesting, the relationship between an episode arc, a season arc, and a series arc. Here they are:
The Sopranos
The Wire

I might be persuaded to add Showtime's brilliant Dexter, and for those even more narratively adventurous, David Lynch's Twin Peaks.

OZ -- I remember the first time I saw an episode of Oz, it felt almost exactly like the first time I watched Fellini's 8 1/2, like all of a sudden the old rules just didn't apply anymore, like suddenly anything was possible in this art form. Television can be this? The show's creator Tom Fontana had created a whole new universe of possibilities for dialogue, plot, camera work, acting style, the Fourth Wall, sex, violence, raw emotion, the use of music, I could go on for hours. It's not an easy show to watch, but it's so powerfully engaging. I've watched the entire six-season series six times. I shit you not.

THE SOPRANOS -- I came into this series the first time, sometime in the third season, but as I've done with Oz, I've now watched all six seasons of The Sopranos six times. I recently started a seventh trip, and I'm still finding things I hadn't noticed before. It's really that rich. What I love most about it is that the vast majority of what's important is in the subtext. It's a really complicated, intricate tapestry of characters, motivations, and storylines. It's like a network TV workplace drama mashed up with Scorsese films. In the very first episode of the series, creator David Chase tells us exactly what the series is about and how it will end. And if you're wondering, I thought the controversial final moments of the series were utterly perfect, the only legit way to finish it.

CARNIVALE -- Likewise,  in the very first episode of this series, creator Daniel Knauf tells us exactly what the series is about and how it will end. Of course you don't recognize that he's done that until you finish watching the last episode of the series. It's like he's a master magician, always misdirecting us, but also subtly feeding us everything we need to keep moving forward in the story. This is such an amazing series, but if you watch it, you have to allow yourself to go for the ride without having to understand everything that happens. It's just that kind of story, a horror-mystery-drama. Eventually everything will make sense. Once you get to the end of the second season (it got cancelled after that), literally everything that came before will make sense. It's incredibly satisfying in that way, and a master class in how to engage and hold an audience.

DEADWOOD -- Like the others, the writing, acting, directing, design, etc. are all simply extraordinary, so far above the quality of even the better network television shows. But this brutal, brilliant series created by David Milch has two really special elements. First, a lot of the narrative comes from real world events and real people, from diaries, news items, etc. It's an incredibly fun history lesson. But also, the writing is a kind of Wild West Shakespeare, an incredibly complex and dense language that's both poetically elevated and also profoundly vulgar and obscene. Milch explains that the only way he could make a modern audience feel the danger and lawlessness of this time and place, something so foreign to us now, was to make the language itself shocking and "lawless." It's another genuine masterpiece of television, and I guarantee that college students will study this dialogue for years to come.

THE WIRE -- Like the others, every element of this show is simply perfect. But unlike the others, this feels like documentary, and unlike the others, its large narrative arc over the whole series is not entirely linear. It really feels like you're in the room with these deeply flawed cops trying to fight the War on Drugs. And the longer you watch it, the less clear it becomes who are the Good Guys and who are the Bad Guys. It's raw, brutal, episodic drama. And it's brilliant.

Now ask me why HBO has turned out so many masterpieces. Total freedom. There are essentially no rules. Who's attracted to that environment? The most fearless and adventurous artists, who usually also turn out to be the best. And sure, more than twenty years after this new Golden Age of Television started, HBO is no longer the only place to go for great television drama. But without HBO, and in particular, Oz and The Sopranos, we probably wouldn't be in a new Golden Age.

I have often thought about the fact that the new Golden Age of Television started right around the same time as our new Golden Age of American Musical Theatre started, in the mid-1990s. I've always meant to find out if other art forms launched new Golden Ages in that same period, but I haven't yet... Was it coincidence or was there something in the air as the century came to a close...?

When I was in high school and college, I devoured every book I could find about the musical theatre, I read scripts and listened to cast albums -- literally hundreds of cast albums -- and played through piano scores. I was a hungry, hungry fanboy. As one particularly potent illustration, I arrived at college Freshman year, owning 100 cast albums, and I graduated owning 500. I shit you not.

And then I came back to St. Louis after college, and soon after started New Line Theatre. And at some point, I found I had read all the books about musical theatre, so I turned to books about non-musical theatre and about storytelling -- and they taught me so much that's relevant to my work with musicals. I also learned that the best work in any storytelling form can be a master class for me, and I figured that out just in time for Oz to debut on HBO and change the face of television.

A cool side note about Oz -- they shot it in New York, so it's full of musical theatre actors, including BD Wong, Rita Moreno, Ben Vereen, Patti LuPone, Betty Buckley, Joel Grey, JK Simmons, et al.

Any actor, director, or writer will learn so much from these shows. Give them a chance. But don't expect them to be easy to watch...

Long Live the Musical! And HBO!

You Could Drive a Person Crazy

Years ago, I wrote a blog post about the various types of people who show up at auditions. It was a fairly hostile post, when I look back at it, but my intent was to write a funny, cautionary post -- in other words, don't be these people. And that post is now my most visited post ever, with about 7,300 hits so far. I hope it spares me, Dowdy, and other directors some abuse, unintentional though it may be...

Now, as a sequel to that list, here's a top ten list of the kinds of people we encounter during the rehearsal process. Just as annoying. Don't be these people either.

The Screaming Meanie -- they think screaming is dramatic, and that actors show anger onstage by screaming. Good actors and directors know that anger has dozens of colors. Loud is only one of them. Find another!

The Beige Skeptic -- no matter how many notes you give, no matter how much you try to help, this actor does not believe they're as bland as they are, so being any bigger is out of the question. Every time I ask them to get bigger stylistically, they change nothing, but to them I think it feels drastically different. Many actors feel much the same way, but they learn to trust the director more than their own insecurities...

The Sweet Nothing -- this is the actor who is clueless, oblivious, and happy to be that way. They don't understand the show, they don't understand their role, their acting isn't very good, and yet they're also a really sweet, warm, charming, friendly human being. You want to be friends with them, but you wish you hadn't cast them in the show.

The Meltdown -- this is the actor who doesn't understand a section of text or music or staging, feels stupid because they don't understand it, gets angry because they feel stupid, and then argues long and loud over that section. Usually in front of the entire cast. This kind of person is incapable of saying to themselves, I don't totally get this, but I'll trust the director for now, and I'm sure it will make sense later. Too much insecurity.

The Stand-Up -- every comment, every response is designed to get a laugh -- and I don't mean only on stage. These people are really fun to have around at first. At first. After a while, it's dreadfully obnoxious. And it tends to make giving notes after a long run-through go on forever...

The Mugger -- they think all comedy is the same (it's not), and no matter the material, they indulge in mugging to the audience, "funny" voices, "funny" walks, sight gags (Broadway director Casey Nicholaw is serially guilty of this). The truth is, nothing is less funny than being able to see the effort behind it. The harder you try, the more money you obviously spend on the gag, the less funny it gets. Plus, if the show is good, even the craziest of shows, it doesn't need "help;" it just needs honesty.

The Skimmer -- this is the director, actor, designer, or choreographer who has no interest in looking under the surface of the script and score, who will happily reproduce the most famous production of the show they're working on, who will go through the entire process of creating and opening a show without ever once asking the question Why?

Captain Concept -- this is the director who approaches every show with one question -- what Concept can I impose on this story? Wrong question. The right question is How do I tell this story as clearly as possible? Step away from the steampunk.

The Resumé -- this is the actor (or designer, director, music director, etc.) who is constantly reminding you of their past glories. Anytime any show title is mentioned -- any show -- they leap into the conversation to tell you about the production they worked on, which was astoundingly good and/or ground-breaking and/or steampunk.

The Ecstatic -- they love every show they see, no mater the quality. These are the folks who see a decent amateur production and declare in all sincerity that it's better than the original production on Broadway. But it's not that they're just being kind to less interesting or less entertaining shows -- they genuinely believe every show is wonderful. There is something nice about that, but there's also something unfortunate about it. If you can't recognize what's bad, how do you learn? And if you think all shows are wonderful, you'll never get the supersonic thrill of seeing something that is truly extraordinary. After all, if everything is wonderful, there's no such thing as extraordinary...

(On a brief side note, we have a local reviewer who's a stealth Ecstatic, who gives 90% of the shows he sees a rating of 4.5 out of 5. If a show really sucks, he gives it a 3. Although, now that I think about it, on a scale of 3 to 5, I guess 4.5 isn't as high a rating, is it?)

Making fun of these people is good therapy for me (and maybe for you!). Anytime you create a piece of art with a whole bunch of creative people, you're going to have weird personalities and interpersonal fires to put out. It's the nature of the beast. Musical theatre is the most collaborative of all art forms. That's what makes it difficult and it's also what makes it so magical.

And the process of an actor creating and developing a performance is delicate, unusually emotionally precarious, and incredibly complex. So the more we directors understand that process and what our actors go through, the better we can serve their needs. That's why I think almost all good directors were actors first.

Finally, remember this -- if you are one (or more) of the types on my list, realizing you have a problem is the first step...

Long Live the Musical!

P.S. BTW, here's that post about the types of people at auditions -- click here.

More Complex Emotions to Reveal

Why bring back a show we've already produced? That's a good question.

We haven't repeated a show since 2012, when we produced High Fidelity for the second time. And we've only repeated a very few shows over our 28-year history: Hair (2000, 2001, 2008), Assassins (1994, 1998, 2008), Bat Boy (2003, 2006), and High Fidelity (2008, 2012). This season we'll add two more: Cry-Baby (2012, 2019) and Urinetown (2007, 2020).

And there are a handful of others I'd still like to return to: Hands on a Hardbody, A New Brain, Return to the Forbidden Planet, Next to Normal...

The first couple times we brought back a show we'd already done, people asked why. That puzzled me. I mean, these are all amazing shows, so why not? Surely we couldn't be so arrogant to think we'd found everything worth finding the first time out, or that our first production was utterly perfect. All these shows are very complex, in terms of content and in terms of style. We came back to them because there was more to explore, and to share them with even more people.

And really, Cry-Baby and its themes of class and injustice, is even more relevant now than it was when John Waters' original film was released in 1990 or when the musical debuted in 2007. Today in 2019, issues of class and injustice are more in the news and on our minds than they have been in a long time. Sometimes it even feels like we're moving backwards on those issues...

Which is a national tragedy. A tragedy worth exploring.

One of the best reasons to repeat a show is that there's more to discover, for me, for our actors, for our audiences. That's why we've produced Hair and Assassins each three times -- there's just so much there! And likewise, despite the smartass, wacky surface of Cry-Baby, underneath there is incredible craft, deceptively subtle social comedy, and endless little surprises.

A few examples...

In "Squeaky Clean," Allison sings, "I know one kiss from him would be enough!" On the surface, it means one kiss would be enough to know she's in love. What it really means (and is only hinting at) is that after one kiss, she wouldn't want any more. One kiss would be enough. In that same song, Baldwin sings, "If she'd only say she'd have me... what a catch!" On the surface, he's saying she's perfect for him, that she's "a real catch." But the ironic meaning underneath tells us that she won't say she'll have him, and since he needs her assent, that's a big complication, or "catch." (In the original production, Allison also tossed a baton in the air, so the "catch" also referred to her actual catching of the baton. I think that kills the joke with too much effort, and it gets in the way of the more interesting double-joke.)

The title phrase of "It's All in My Head" has that same kind of double meaning. To the characters, it means they can imagine all of it. It's all in their heads. To the audience, it means all of this romance actually exists only in their minds. It's all in their heads.

This kind of craft is all over the script and score.

But even beyond that, Cry-Baby is also worth bringing back because this show seems more relevant than ever artistically, as we sit here, now well into this new Golden Age of musical theatre, and as our society stumbles awkwardly into the Information Age.

First of all, Cry-Baby is a neo musical comedy, a show that uses the devices and conventions of old-school, mid-century musical comedy, but for more ironic, more political, more complex aims. One of the fatal flaws of the original Broadway production was that the director didn't know that Cry-Baby is a neo musical comedy. He thought it was a standard old-style musical comedy, and that's how he directed it. He didn't understand the material at all. And he killed it. It closed after 68 performances.

And then New Line rescued it. Literally. The writers thought the show was dead and we brought it back from the dead. We understood it and we brought the show back to vivid, subversive, hilarious life, to rave reviews and a sold-out run. And now other companies are licensing the show too. (We did the same thing with High Fidelity.)

What we understand is both how John Waters movies operate (the "good" characters are the bad guys and the "bad" characters are the good guys), and how this sui generis musical itself works. Under the surface of the narrative, this show charts a battle between Show Tunes vs. Rock and Roll. The Drapes sing rock and roll, and the Squares sing show tunes. And by the end, after an evening-long and surprisingly subtle sing-off, rock and roll wins.

Even the Squares think so.

This is interesting artistically because the musical theatre as an art form is having that same battle. This battle has been going on since the mid-1990s. And rock and roll is winning. Rock is becoming the default language of the American musical theatre. And now (at least, most of the time), the use of old-school show tunes is ironic, a device that tells us something about the character or their mindset.

I've realized that every second of Cry-Baby is ironic. Even the music is ironic. The choreography is ironic. Literally everything about the show is ironic. There are no straight-forward emotions or songs; everything, even the love songs, are dripping with irony. That's pretty unusual for a musical because musicals are best at conveying emotion, but in Cry-Baby, there's not a non-ironic emotion to be found anywhere.

Think about it. The show opens with what seems on the surface to be a traditional "Happy Villagers" song, where the community introduces itself and sets up the environment for the story. (That kind of song is going extinct, though, since so few musicals today have a big chorus representing the community.) But here in the world of Cry-Baby, the Happy Villagers are suburban elitist snobs celebrating conformity.

In older musicals, the story often balanced on a question of whether the hero can be assimilated into the mainstream community or be banished from it. Think about The Music Man and Brigadoon on the one hand, versus Carousel and Camelot on the other hand. Oklahoma! uses both outcomes, assimilating Curly and "banishing" Jud (by death). But in the case of Cry-Baby this community isn't one you want to join. We're rooting for Allison to abandon the mainstream community to assimilate into the non-mainstream community.

And then before the first song can end, it's interrupted by a rock and roll reply, a parallel statement from the non-mainstream community. And without the audience consciously realizing it yet, the show has changed the normal rules. Instead of a story about whether or not the hero assimilates or is banished, this is going to be a story about which community our hero assimilates into. And going even further, it also tells us that despite the title, Cry-Baby is not the hero; the good girl Allison is. Cry-Baby doesn't make a choice in this first scene; Allison does. And she chooses the non-mainstream community. And that conflict is the heart of the show.

Just a few pages later, the show's first love duet, equates love to invading sickness (a common theme in 50s rock and roll). Again, it sort of feels like a regular love song, but only if you don't listen too closely...

In Fred Astaire movies you always knew when the lovers were finally in love, because they not only moved well together, they touched when they danced. In Cry-Baby, we know our two lovers are meant for each other when Allison learns to sing rock and roll with Cry-Baby. But even at this pivotal, emotional moment in our story, the song is deeply ironic, mocking early rock and roll, mocking musical theatre love duets, mocking us for wanting those musical theatre love duets...

In Act II we get the traditional Second Couple Love Duet, sort of modeled on "All 'er Nothin'" in Oklahoma!But here in Cry-Baby, that slot is filled with a duet between Baldwin and Lenora, who hate each other. Weirdly, they do function as the Second Comic Couple, and this is the oddest and one of the funniest examples of this kind of song you're ever likely to see. None of the usual rules or conventions apply here.

In the original script, Baldwin and Lenora start the song, but Allison and Cry-Baby are two wedding mannequins in a store window, and they come down and join the song as fantasy lovers. In our production, it's just Lenora and Baldwin, and I think it's much funnier and much cringier this way, largely because of audience expectations for a song like this... and it almost feels right...

In the Act II opener, "Misery," the end of every verse returns to a list of synonyms for "misery." And when we get to the Big Finish, the lyric refers to this:
But for now, nothing’s left
But to join in this chorus,
Ripped from the world's
Most depressing thesaurus...

This is a surprisingly literal -- and surprisingly funny -- meta-moment, referring to the act of singing ("this chorus"), and to the craft of lyric-writing. There's also the fleeting but very funny image of a "depressing thesaurus," whatever that might be...

There are also rhyme jokes throughout the show that create odd, funny, meta moments, taking the audience out of the story and forcing them to think about the writing. It's very Brechtian.

In "Squeaky Clean," the Whiffles sing:
When vulgar people curse,
When heathens grunt and stammer,
We don't know which is worse –
Their language or their grammar.
They neither show refinement
Nor an ounce of self-restraint.
They may think it's proper English,
But ... It's not!

They ruin the rhyme by using correct grammar. That's so subversive. And so square! In the prison break number, "A Little Upset," Cry-Baby sings:
You say I’ll get out early if
I show you some repentance,
But I ain't never been too good
At finishing a –
(long, suspenseful pause)

Not only does the lyric subvert our rhyme expectations -- we're expecting the word sentence -- but we don't get there because Cry-Baby isn't good at finishing a sentence, and the one he doesn't finish, ends with that word. I think I'd call that double-meta. But there's also the double-joke of Cry-Baby not being good at finishing his jail sentence, because he's thinking about breaking out.

Baldwin and the Whiffles will go so far to avoid the word ain't that they ruin their own rhyme; but to Cry-Baby, that's just a common, ordinary word.

The whole show is full of that kind of rich, deceptively meaningful comedy. On one level, this story is about seeing beyond the surface of people and things, but unfortunately, Broadway wasn't able to see past the surface of this script and score.

We are.

It's been such fun returning to this incredibly funny, incredibly rich material. I can't wait to share it with our audiences again.

Ticket sales are great, so get your tickets now!

Long Live the Musical!

P.S. If you're interested, here are my Cry-Baby blog posts from 2012:

My overview of the show -- click here
The politics of Cry-Baby -- click here
The social context of Cry-Baby -- click here
New Line's rehearsal process with Cry-Baby -- click here
Cry-Baby and the neo musical comedy -- click here
My phone call with John Waters about Cry-Baby -- click here
Digging into the characters of Cry-Baby -- click here
Taking the comedy of Cry-Baby seriously -- click here
Cry-Baby's Allison and Grease's Sandy -- click here
The critical reception to New Line's Cry-Baby -- click here


We are about to start work on New Line Theatre's 29th season (holy shit!) of cool, wild, alternative musical theatre, and I couldn't be prouder of what we've lined up for you. Not just three fascinating musicals, but also a reading of a (deliciously fucked-up) new musical, and a cool new film series to accompany our shows, plus our annual trivia night fundraiser and our annual holiday dinner.

We've cast all three mainstage shows and we are so happy with the amazing people we get to work with this season! We're also very happy that all three casts are very diverse and entirely local, and a lot of our actors this season will be working with us for the first time. We love that. And a few of our actors who have only done ensemble or secondary roles with us are stepping up to leads! All our designers are returning for this season, Nic Valdez is returning as music director, and Michelle Sauer and Sara Rae Womack are returning as choreographers, after their exceptional work on Anything Goes, La Cage aux Folles, and Be More Chill.

We are going to kick some serious musical theatre ass.

And by the way, you can still buy season tickets that include all three mainstage musicals, Cry-Baby, Head Over Heels, and Urinetown, for as low as $60! Just click here. The deadline is Sept. 2.

And if all of that isn't enough, we'll also be starting up the Off Line Cabaret Series at the Monocle again, after a short hiatus. We're not quite ready to announce the New Liners who will take the Monocle stage this season, but we'll let you know soon. You won't want to miss any of them!

Our season ticket sales have been great so far, including a lot of new subscribers! (I really do use italics too much.) But for anybody on the fence about subscribing, I thought it would be fun to take a (virtual) stroll through our upcoming season, and give you the inside scoop on everything we've got planned...

Friday the 13th: The Trivia Night, Sept. 13, Richmond Heights Community Center
Don't worry, you won't have to know the famous slasher movie to have a good time, and we promise all the questions won't be about horror. But when we saw we could do this on Friday the 13th, we couldn't resist. You can expect lots of prizes, raffles, Mulligans, a costume contest, the whole nine yards. The evening will be hosted by Trivia Master (and occasional New Line orchestrator) John Gerdes and his wife Lea, both of whom have played in the New Line band! A bunch of your favorite New Liners will be there, too, so come join the freaky fun and help us raise some seed money for the season!
For more info, click here.

Cry-Baby the Musical, Sept. 26-Oct. 19, Marcelle Theater
Back in 2008, this smart, hilarious show died an ignominious New York death at the hands of a clueless Broadway director. But in 2011, I sought out the writers and asked them if I could see the script and score. Both are wickedly funny incredibly smart, and extremely well-crafted. So we literally brought the show back to life in 2012. The writing team paid to have new orchestrations created for us, to at last give the show the sound of a six-piece rock band, which is what they had wanted (but couldn't get) on Broadway. We got rave reviews, we sold out most of the run, a couple of the writers flew in to see us, and now, other companies are producing it around the country. New Line to the rescue once again!  If you saw New Line's Cry-Baby in 2012, you know you want to see it again. If you didn't, you really have to, if only for "Girl, Can I Kiss You With Tongue?"...
For more info, click here.

Cry-Baby (the film), Weds. Oct. 9, Marcelle Theater
The New Line Theatre Film Series kicks off with John Waters' original Cry-Baby movie with Johnny Depp. If you haven't seen the movie, it's really wonderful, so crazy but so big-hearted. And it will be really interesting to see both the stage musical and the film, which are fairly different from each other. Tickets for our film series will be available only at the door, and just $10. How can you beat that?
For more info, click here.

The Annual New Line Holiday Dinner, Dec. 4, Favazza's Restaurant
This is nothing formal, just an excuse for all the New Liners to get together once a year, reconnect, and have some fun, some drinks, and some dinner. But our audience, our donors, our subscribers, etc., are all very welcome to join us!
For more info, click here.

Bloody King Oedipus, a free public reading, Jan. 6, Marcelle Theater
After the huge success of The Zombies of Penzance, I thought, why not impose even more indignities on poor Gilbert & Sullivan! So I "discovered" yet another "lost" G&S opera, this time based on the ancient Greek tragedy Oedipus the King -- you know the one where he marries his mother and murders his father, and everybody ends up dead or disfigured. As I did with Zombies, I thought, what would be the most inappropriate, most ill-fitting story to turn into a comic light opera? The obvious answer was Oedipus. Even after working on it for a year, I still find myself giggling just looking at the song titles -- “I Can See Now I Was Blind,” “Now This is Quite Awkward,” “So Our King Just Might Have Murdered Our Last King,” “He Hasn’t Taken It Too Well”... you get the idea. Two years ago, we had 150 people show up for the Zombies reading, and it was incredibly helpful to me. So come join us in January. I promise you'll have fun. BTW, it's pretty R-rated.
For more info, click here.

Head Over Heels, March 5-28, Marcelle Theater
This is another of those shows (like Cry-Baby) that got decidedly mixed reviews in New York and didn't last long. But as soon as I heard the premise -- a subversive comic novel from 1580 set to the songs of the Go-Go's -- I thought, this sounds New Liney! So I got the script and score, and sure enough, it's really smart, wild, insightful, hilarious, and endlessly surprising, and maybe the biggest surprise of all, the 1580s and the 1980s both have a lot to say about Right Now. It's mind-blowing how NOW this show feels! Plus, if that's not enticing enough, this will be the most choreography we've ever had in a show -- in fact, we've doubled our usual number of choreography rehearsals. Our actors may keel over, but you will love this.
For more info, click here.

Absolute Beginners, Weds. March 18, Marcelle Theater
Our film series continues in March with one of my favorite movie musicals of all time, a very dark but incredibly entertaining rock and roll fable set in late 1950s London, with an amazing, eclectic score by David Bowie, Sade, Ray Davies, and other songwriters. I think it's fair to say that without Absolute Beginners, there might not be a Moulin Rouge or Greatest Showman. It really did create a whole new rule book for movie musicals, back in 1986. It's truly like nothing else you've ever seen. And its themes of teenage sexuality, race, pop culture, and music are a perfect match for Head Over Heels.
For more info, click here.

Urinetown, June 4-27, Marcelle Theater
I first saw this show in 2001, right after it moved to Broadway, and I fell in love with it -- so subversive, so funny, so outrageous -- and yet also really harrowing and intense! It's about politics, big business, populist movements, the environment, economic justice, and lots more, but all in this ridiculous hyper-serious style. We first produced this show back in 2007 at the ArtLoft, using the entire theatre space as our playground, and we've been waiting to get back into a blackbox theatre again, so we could bring that inspired lunacy back again. And here we are...
For more info, click here.

Mack the Knife, Weds. June 17, Marcelle Theater
Our film series closes in June with a very rare film. There are three movie versions of The Threepenny Opera, and the first two suck. But this one, Mack the Knife, is imperfect but awfully good. Though it does cut a couple songs, it's about as close to Brecht's original style and ideas as any movie's gonna get. And the cast rocks -- Raul Julia as Mack, Richard Harris, Julie Waters. Roger Daltry, Clive Revill, Julia Migenes... The film has never been released on DVD, so this might be your only chance to ever see it...
For more info, click here.

And can you believe it, we're already talking about shows for our 30th season!

The New Liners invite you to join us this season and share all of this mad, wonderful art. We're going to have so much fun. We've been selling out a lot recently, so it's time to order your season tickets! You know you want to... Just click here!

It's going to be a crazy busy year for me, but I can't wait to share it all with you!

Long Live the Musical!

P.S. Since we're starting a new season...

Remember to go to Smile.Amazon.com when you shop at Amazon, and pick New Line as your charity; then New Line will get a small donation every time you buy something!

Meanwhile, check out this terrific RFT feature story about New Line.

Also, check out this American Theatre article about New Line.

And check out this video of the New Liners talking about our company.

To order New Line season tickets, just click here.

To make a tax-deductible contribution to New Line, click here.

For more about New Line, go to www.newlinetheatre.com

It's True, So Nu?

I can't believe I've been doing musicals -- if we go all the way back to middle school -- for forty-two years. Holy shit. And directing and writing them for thirty-eight years. Hang on while I sit down a second.

The good part of that is everything I've learned -- from other people, from the shows, from many mistakes, and just from doing it. Here are a few truths that I think are important, that make me happier and make our creative process less stressful and more creative.

I hope some of them will be useful / comforting / calming to you...

Casting is rarely about who's best; it's almost always about who's right. Casting isn't about ranking, it's about putting a puzzle together, one particular puzzle. Actors have to try, hard as it is, not to take it personally. When we auditioned Rent a few years ago, we could have cast the show three times; that's how many outstanding performers we saw. But we were only hiring one cast, so a lot of great actors got turned away, all of whom we would have happily hired. I hate that, but it's the nature of the beast. I always want to send them all a note that says, "It's not you, it's me!"

Saying Thank You a lot makes everybody feel appreciated and makes me more grateful. Somebody taught me that years ago, and it almost seems magic how powerful it is. Seriously. And it feels great to be constantly expressing gratitude.

This is live theatre and shit happens. Mistakes happen. Even on Broadway. Props get forgotten or broken. Lines get missed or reversed. Costumes tear. Shit happens. Often when it happens in our shows, the actors come up to me afterward, all freaked out, apologizing. I always shrug, smile, and say, "It's live theatre." Then I ask if we know what went wrong. If we do, I drop it. If not, we figure it out.

The actors, musicians, and designers are not my employees; they are my collaborators, along with the writers! The more ownership everybody feels, and the more they contribute, the better the show. My favorite metaphor for our process is comic book art -- I pencil it in, the actors and I ink it together, then the actors and designers fill it with color. By the time we open, it's as much their creation (maybe a bit more) than it is mine. And all the while, we are literally collaborating with the composer, lyricist, and bookwriter, even if they're not actually involved in our production.

It's never good to fuck with the text. If something in the script doesn't make sense or doesn't feel right to me, it's probably because I don't understand what the writer is doing, and it's probably not because the material is flawed.

And by the way, for the sake of Mighty Thor, don't insert movie songs into the stage version!

Audiences do not only like what they know; they like what's good. If that weren't true, New Line would have gone out of business years ago. As proof, the shows people most often ask us to repeat include Return to the Forbidden Planet, Floyd Collins, Lizzie, Songs for a New World, Hands on a Hardbody, Bat BoyThe Wild Party...

Audiences do not want escape; they want connection. That's why humans need storytelling. I wrote a post about this in 2013 --
People want to connect. Escape is disconnection. People want to be reassured, even if only on a subconscious level, that they are not alone. That all their fears and insecurities and secrets are pretty much like everybody else's. That they're only freaks in the sense that everybody is a freak. . . More than anything, audiences want the truth -- human truth -- either truth they don't already know or truth they need to be reminded of.

Audiences can be passive or engaged. Engaged is better. Audiences want to go on a great ride. But a great ride doesn't let you sit back and relax! The more engaged they are, the more impact the show will have on them, and the richer their experience will be.

Audiences can read you. (If they're close enough.) Actors don't have to demonstrate a character's feelings. They just have to feel them. Humans are really great at reading human faces. That's why it's so hard to create convincing CGI humans.

Acting is (often) about just acting naturally in a fictional world. And to do that well, actors need as much information as possible about that world. A deep, full understanding of context and subtext won't be communicated directly to the audience, but it will make the actors' performances realer and richer and more detailed. I always share all my research with my cast.

Nothing is less funny than the effort to by funny. I've ranted about this a lot in my posts too --
[Some directors and actors] operate under two misconceptions. The first is that there is essentially just one kind of Funny, that Nunsense and Urinetown are fundamentally the same animal. Wrong. The second misconception is that the best way to approach comedy is to make it funny, to force it into comedy submission. Wrong again. . . Our art form has evolved so much in the last twenty years, more than during any other period in its history. But it often seems that many actors and directors haven't evolved with the art form. They approach neo musical comedies like they're all Damn Yankees. But musical comedy changed, grew up, in the mid-1990s, with Bat Boy and Urinetown, among other shows. Once upon a time, rock musicals used to be about the rock; today, neo rock musicals just use rock as their default language. Likewise, musical comedy used to be about the laughs; today, the neo musical comedy uses comedy to raise political or sociological issues.

The Fourth Wall is stupid. It's fundamentally dishonest. Plus, it never really works in a musical, because even the most "naturalistic" musicals are inherently presentational. I could rant about this for hours, but luckily, I put it all down in a blog post.

It's okay to get stumped. Sometimes I just can't figure out how to stage a moment, and I work on it and work on it, and nothing of value emerges. And then I remind myself that Sondheim wrote four final songs for Company, that Sondheim and Hal Prince and Michael Bennett were constantly restaging and reworking Follies down to the last minute. One look at all the songs cut from Broadway musicals (there's a whole series of CDs of these songs called Lost in Boston) reassures us that even the geniuses struggle, even the legends get stumped. Usually, if I let it percolate in the back of my head for a while, the answer -- or at least an answer -- comes to me. Sometimes, my solution is brilliant, sometimes it's adequate. You do what you can do. Sometimes it's imperfect. Life goes on.

Storytelling is a sacred and noble calling. Acting guru Stella Adler once said, "Unless you give the audience something that makes them bigger -- better -- do not act." Actor Ben Kingsley says, "The tribe has elected you to tell its story. You are the shaman/healer, that's what the storyteller is, and I think it's important for actors to appreciate that. Too often actors think it's all about them, when in reality it's all about the audience being able to recognize themselves in you."

Musicians are performers too. Using a live three-piece band -- or even just a piano -- is always better than using fully orchestrated tracks. A live musical should have live music, because the musicians and actors feed off each other, and feel each other. What musicians do in a musical cannot be fully captured on a computer any more than a stage show can be fully captured on video. It's more than just playing notes. And parallel to that, forcing an actor to perform to recorded music is like putting a dancer in handcuffs and manacles. Just my opinion, of course.

Never doubt Larry Luckinbill. Best lesson I ever learned, no kidding. Broadway and film actor Laurence Luckinbill (husband to recent Pippin alum Lucie Arnaz) once wrote this in a letter to me: "Go broke if you must, but always over-estimate the public’s intelligence. They will thank you for it." So that's what we do.

Our audiences prove with every show that Larry was right.

Hope these random thoughts help you along your artsy path, even if only subconsciously. My lifelong quest is to take the hassle and the stress out of making musical theatre. And yes, that's sort of an impossible dream. But these ideas really help me...

Long Live the Musical!

RIP Hal Prince

I woke up today to the news that Hal Prince has died, at age 91.

I never met Hal, but his impact on my life is profound. Everything I believe about the theatre, everything I do in the theatre, everything I make in the theatre, it all has roots in the work of the great Hal Prince. He changed everything.

No other artist -- not Fosse, Tommy Tune, Sondheim, nobody -- has been more of an influence on the work I do with New Line. It was Hal Prince who taught me the poetry of staging a show, that audiences will accept abstract space, abstract staging, etc., as long as you tell them a great story. Hal taught me that blocking doesn't have to be "natural;" it can be expressionistic. In fact, it's often more powerful and more meaningful when it leaves the concrete world for more expressionistic movement.

Just look at Hal's original staging of Follies and Evita as examples...

He also taught me never to fear the audience. He taught me the only real concern for a director is Am I being clear, am I telling this story as clearly as possible? He taught me that audiences love to think, to discover; and if you do all the work for them, they'll be bored and restless. He once said, "Don't sell audiences short. They are open to the adventurous, the challenging, even the dangerous.” With every show, New Line audiences prove he's right.

Hal taught me that theatre is an incredibly powerful force for persuasion and for social change, and because of its emotional heft, the musical theatre is even more powerful. He taught me that a show about nothing important is a boring show. He taught me it's okay to ask questions and leave the answers to the audience. He taught me that audiences don't want escape; they want connection.

He taught me that my art form is literally capable of anything, that musical theatre can tell any story, it can explore any issue, and it can aggressively challenge and confront its audience.

Hal came of age during the first Golden Age of Musical Theatre, and he's left us in the middle of a new Golden Age. But we must never forget that all the amazing artists making amazing work in the musical theatre right now, were all influenced massively by Hal Prince and his work. He died but he will be with us forever.


Every innovation, every transformation, every ground-breaking experiment, all of it is part of the art form's DNA now. Hamilton isn't half as brilliant without the obvious influence of Hal Prince on the staging and direction. And the same is true for Falsettos, Sunday in the Park, Come From Away, Sweet Smell of Success, Floyd Collins, American Idiot, Rent, Passing Strange, The Great Comet, and so many other shows. (In fact, Hal's Candide in 1974 used all the devices that everybody thought were new and innovative in Great Comet.) Hal taught us all how to leave behind the creaky Rodgers & Hammerstein model for new forms and new conventions and new ways to tell great human stories.

Look at this list of shows he directed on Broadway -- She Loves Me, Baker Street, Superman, Cabaret, Zorba, Company, Follies, A Little Night Music, Candide, Pacific Overtures, On the 20th Century, Sweeney Todd, Evita, Merrily We Roll Along, A Doll's Life, Grind, Roza, Phantom of the Opera, Kiss of the Spider Woman, Show Boat, Parade, Lovemusik, and Prince of Broadway. (New Line has produced six of these.) And that doesn't even count the shows he only produced, like West Side Story and Fiddler on the Roof...

I wouldn't be who I am if not for Hal Prince. I don't mourn his death -- I celebrate the dozens of musicals he helped bring to life, and all the mind-blowing, life-changing lessons he and his work have taught me over the years.

Thank you, Hal. I will pay it forward.

Long Live the Musical!

Happiness, Pleasure, Contentment, Serenity, Joy, Bliss, and Glee!

It's always a long and winding road, from our first talks about Next Season, to the moment when we publicly announce it. (Full Disclosure: we're already talking about Next Next Season, 2020-2021, which will be our 30th!)

Some years, the first plan ends up being the final plan. But not often. We always announce what we're thinking about for Next Season at our annual Holiday Dinner (come join us this year!), but the 2019-2020 lineup has changed again and again and again...

We were hoping to do this particularly cool new show, but the writers really aren't happy with their show, and they're planning some fairly big rewrites. It's gonna be a while. Dowdy and I had also discussed doing a season of three repeats, maybe including Return to the Forbidden Planet, Rent, and for a brief moment, Hands on a Hardbody was in the mix too.

But none of those will be in our upcoming season.

A tour of Rent is coming to the Fox in February, so we can't get those rights. And it just wouldn't feel right to do Hardbody without Anna Skidis, who's in grad school in Texas right now. And coincidentally, longtime New Liner Chris Strawhun will be directing his own production of Forbidden Planet for KTK Productions in March, so you can still see it...

Not too long ago, I found out we could get the rights to Head Over Heels! If I remember right, after that, every possible season lineup we discussed included HOH. It's one of those shows I had a really strong gut feeling about.

At one point, Dowdy and I decided to look at the top-selling shows in our history, and see if any of those needed another look.

Urinetown immediately grabbed me. I saw that show in 2001 on Broadway, and we produced it in 2007 in the ArtLoft blackbox theatre. Eever since we lost that space, I've been telling everybody that if we ever got back into a blackbox again, there were two shows I wanted to return to -- Bat Boy and Urinetown. In both New Line productions, we used the entire theatre, all around, through, and among the audience, as well as on the stage -- a lot like the recent New York production of Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812. That kind of staging brings a ridiculous amount of energy to the performances. Both those productions were overwhelming in the best ways.

And now here we, back in a blackbox. We'll save Bat Boy for another season, but Urinetown really felt right, not just for us, not just for our theatre, but also for our times. Also, we just recently produced the even weirder Yeast Nation, also written by the Urinetown team, Greg Kotis and Mark Hollmann. And Greg told me that New Line is the only professional company to produce both their shows!

During discussions, we talked about the shows our patrons most often ask us to bring back. The list is always essentially the same, with very little variation -- Cry-Baby, Rent, Forbidden Planet, and Hardbody.

That left us with Cry-Baby, Head Over Heels, and Urinetown. All three shows about misfits trying to find their place and their way in the world, all three shows really tuned in to the current political and cultural zeitgeist. So we lived with that lineup for a while. And eventually, we knew that was our season.

But weirdly enough, back in 2010 and 2011, I almost didn't discover Cry-Baby. I love John Waters' movies, but this just wasn't on my radar.

The 2008 Broadway production was really bad. The director fundamentally misunderstood the world of John Waters, and he turned our heroes, the leather-jacketed Drapes, into really nasty assholes. But that's who the audience is supposed to connect with in a John Waters story -- the misfits! So the reviews were mixed to bad, and it ran three months. Nobody wanted to make a cast album.

But then one day, I was thinking to myself what a shame it was that the Cry-Baby musical was such a piece of shit! That story could be so great as a musical! And then I stopped myself. Broadway dismissed the brilliant High Fidelity, and then we proved how awesome it is! Maybe Cry-Baby is actually really good!

So I tracked down one of the writers, David Javerbaum, told him we were interested, and asked to see the script and score. I loved both. Soon after, I found myself sitting in a restaurant in New York, having Sunday brunch with the show's four writers, Javerbaum, Adam Schlessinger (of Fountains of Wayne), Mark O'Donnell, and the legendary bookwriter Tom Meehan! I never had a more entertaining meal in my life.

And not only did they agree to let us do the show, they decided they'd pay for new orchestrations for a six-piece rock band, which is what they had wanted from the beginning. And they gave me a free hand in "shrinking" the show down to a cast of 16. Ultimately, we really didn't change that much.

And so in 2012, we produced Cry-Baby to rave reviews and full houses -- it's still one of our top ten selling shows of all time. And Adm Schlessinger came to see us and was really pleased at how well it worked in a smaller house in a smaller production. We knew it would work -- we had done the exact same thing with High Fidelity in 2008, with exactly the same result.

Every time we do a show, one (or more) of our patrons asks me if we'll bring Cry-Baby back. So now we will. Cry-Baby is a prime example of the neo rock musical, but apparently, nobody on Broadway understood that's what it is. They also didn't understand that in the John Waters universe, the "bad kids" are the good guys, and the "good kids" are the bad guys!

(One cool side note about Cry-Baby...  After we produced it, other companies wanted to produce it as well, and for quite a while, we were the only contact that people could find, so New Line was a sort of unofficial broker for Cry-Baby rights. The same thing happened with High Fidelity and The Nervous Set. Hey, anything for a great musical! And now, Music Theatre International has picked up Cry-Baby, and now anybody can license the show. Which makes me very, very happy.)

I had heard a few good things about Head Over Heels, but it closed in New York after about five months. And I confess, once again, to assuming it wasn't a good show. You'd think I would've learned by now. I found out rights for HOH were being released, and decided I better take a look at it. I read about the show, and I found a bootleg video (shhhhh!), so I could actually see the Broadway production.

And to my great shock -- it's incredible!

Really smart, really insightful, really sexy, really funny, really surprising, and insanely high energy -- almost every song is a dance number! The biggest surprise to me was the show's sly mix of subtle-raunchy (if I may coin a hybrid) and genuine innocence. And on top of the astonishing trick of telling this wacky, upside-down story really clearly, I almost couldn't believe how perfectly the songs of the Go-Go's fit these characters and their story, set in 1580!

BTW, not just set in 1580, but based on a novel written in 1580!

The creators of this show made a world where all of these different elements feel exactly right, where the story and the period and the humor and the music all come from the same place. That will be our great challenge, but it's laid out so beautifully for us, all we have to do is follow the material. We've already scheduled twice the usual number of choreography rehearsals for this show.

I can't wait to share it with you!

Our third show of the season is one of the early masterpieces of this new Golden Age of Musical Theatre that we're lucky enough to be living in right now! This is no wacky parody. This isn't a show that can bear mugging to the audience or cheap schtick. A few years ago, I wrote a blog post about meta-musicals and self-reference, and I wrote this about Urinetown:
I love Urinetown and I like very much The Producers, but those shows were both far more than just self-reference. Urinetown satirizes the simplistic, Rodgers-and-Hammerstein, black-and-white morality of old-fashioned musicals to demonstrate how inadequate it is in a complex real world. It mocks the way too many old-fashioned musicals ignore the complexities of the real world (because it's a lot easier to write that way), and it also mocks political theatre like The Threepenny Opera, with a strong political point of view that, in this case, gets totally subverted in the last few minutes of the show. The Producers is a story about subverting the creative process for selfish gains, and it's told by subverting the devices of the genre which is both the form and content of the story. Bialystock and Bloom violated the theatre and so did their story. In both cases, the self-reference grew out of the story rather than out of an inability to write good comedy.

I'll never forget seeing Urinetown for the first time on Broadway, and as soon as the opening number was over, I had this overwhelming feeling that someone had written a musical just for me! It was really cynical but really big-hearted. It was really dark but really hilarious. It struck me later that night that Urinetown was what Brecht would have created if he were still alive at the turn of this new century. And this tale of corrupt businessmen and corrupt politicians couldn't be more timely today. Again. Unfortunately. It's going to pack a powerful wallop.

One thing I remember very clearly though. People talk about what a crazy comedy Urinetown is, but it's not always funny. Parts of it are horrifying. Parts of it are disturbing. Just like Threepenny. I think that often, directors and actors don't let it be as ugly and fierce as it is, but that's exactly why it's so funny. It's an entirely ridiculous story (or is it?) populated by a bunch of ridiculous people frequently saying ridiculous things, and yet the storytelling style is so serious, so didactic, so self-important, so condescending.

And that's what's so funny. And the more seriously we take it, the higher we make the stakes, the funnier it all gets. It might sound counter-intuitive, but that's the nature of the beast, the neo musical comedy. I cannot wait to jump back into this brilliant madness!

It's a whole season of neo musical comedies, wacky, ridiculous, silly stories, about very important, front-page issues. Cry-Baby is full of big laughs, but at its core, it's about class and justice. Head Over Heels is incredibly silly on the surface, but underneath it's about gender and sexuality and orientation. Urinetown is utterly ridiculous in so many ways, but it also tells the truth about corruption, populism, and American politics.

And musical comedy.

We're very happy to report that the response to this coming season has been nothing short of stupendous. People are crazy excited! Last season, in only our second season of selling season tickets, we sold 100 subscriptions, which was great for a company our size, working in a small theatre. But already, just halfway through the summer, our season ticket sales this year are already up to 95 subscriptions! And 22 of them are new subscribers!

Thank you, St. Louis! If you haven't yet, you can order your season tickets here!

And I can't forget to mention the other really cool things going on this season -- our annual Trivia Night, hosted by Zombies of Penzance orchestrator John Gerdes, to raise money for New Line, on Sept. 13; and our annual New Line Holiday Dinner, on Dec. 4; and also a one-night-only, free, public reading of Gilbert & Sullivan's Bloody King Oedipus, their "long-lost" R-rated, horror-comedy, just recently "rediscovered" (you're welcome), on Monday night, Jan. 6.

If you thought The Zombies of Penzance was crazy, just wait...

PLUS, to my complete and total delight, this season we launch the New Line Theatre Film Series! During the runs of our mainstage shows, we'll take one night to show a companion film, related to the show that's running. We'll be showing John Waters' original film Cry-Baby during the run of the musical Cry-Baby, on Weds. Oct. 9; then Absolute Beginners during the run of Head Over Heels, on Weds. March 18; and finally Mack the Knife (an adaptation of Threepenny Opera), during the run of Urinetown, on Weds., June 17.

I think our film series is going to be really cool. We hope to do it every season from now on.

In fact, I'm so psyched about all of it, the shows, the films, the reading, the other events -- including the return of the New Line Cabaret Series at The Monocle! We've never had such an active season, but it's going to be a total blast. So much fun will be had.

In theatre, when a director asks an actor to face more toward the audience, especially when it's not a natural thing to do in the scene, theatre folk call that "cheating" or "cheating out." I don't. I call it "sharing." It's not just semantics. "Cheating" implies you're not doing it "right," or that you're duping the audience. "Sharing" implies you want the audience to come along on this ride.

For me, it's all about the audience coming along on these awesome rides with us. I find that I don't usually talk about being excited to "open a show" -- I usually talk about being excited to "share this show with our audience." It's a different mindset and it makes a difference in our work.

The great, unparalleld joy for me over the next year is I get to share a whole shitload of amazing stuff with you. All these things that make me so happy, I get to share. What's better than that?

Our 29th season and a whole new adventure starts soon. I hope you'll be coming along! Buy Your Season Tickets Now!

Long Live the Theatre!